THINGS YOU WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT.......


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories per hour.
(Frankly, I'm still thinking about the pig thing!!)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What's the deal with the pigs?)

On the average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmm...)

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider.

Right-handed people live, on the average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies including
eyebrows and eyelashes.
(ouch!)

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Ok, I have to ask ... who is getting the ants drunk and why??  Are my tax
dollars being used for these studies?)

Polar bears are left handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 tastebuds; that makes the catfish rank #1 for
the animal with the most tastebuds.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length; its like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(No wonder they survive Nuclear explosions!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body.  The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home! What the ... ")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity!!)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

A cat's urine glows under blacklight.
(again I have to ask: are my tax dollars paying for these studies?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Starfishes haven't got brains.

(Ya know, after reading all of these, all I can say is "DAMN PIGS!!")


 
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